The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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