someone get that fucking seahorse.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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