im drinking this country out of the recession.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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