i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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