Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
4 words: hood of his car
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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