My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
In America we eat man semen.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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