She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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