The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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