Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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