I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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