HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Randomize
