I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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