So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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