New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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