Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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