You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
