i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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