We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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