Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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