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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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