Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
foreskin is a definite game changer
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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