he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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