we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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