Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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