Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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