Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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You. Win. At. Life.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
