Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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