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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
So. Much. Porn.
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