A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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