new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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