Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
whose ass print is on the piano?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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