Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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