windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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