i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
This baby is an asshole
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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