how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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