Yo dont text me then not text me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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