is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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