I bet he comes in French.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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