did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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