Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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