guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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