Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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