i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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