It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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