Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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