My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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