i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Dicks are not precious.
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