But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
420 ftw
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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