let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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