just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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