Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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