Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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