He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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