It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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